One day I’ll get around to posting about Singapore.  But in the meantime, my kid is funny:

Kaelin: Koren, back away from the exercise machine.  KOREN.  BACK.  UP.
Mama: He doesn’t understand what ‘back up’ means, babe.
Kaelin: (to Koren) It means GO AWAY.  MOVE.
Mama: He doesn’t understand what that means either.
Kaelin: (to Koren, disgusted) Then ask your mother.