Here are a few of Kaelin’s latest gems.  I swear, she’s 3 going on 13.

“No, you’re not understanding what I’m saying.  Try to keep up here.”

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“Mama, you’re not telling the truth about me.  I can do anything.”

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(lamenting her swollen lip after a freak collision with the tile floor)
“I don’t want to live like this!”

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“Daddo, we’ve been over this already.”