Monday, July 26, 2010
Korenisms: Awesome Edition
Daddo: Koren, you’re cool.
Koren: No. I not cool. I awesome.
Daddo: Koren, you’re cool.
Koren: No. I not cool. I awesome.
Koren: Hello, Ocean! Daddo?
Jens: Yes, Koren?
Koren: I talking to ocean.
Jens: You’re talking to the ocean?
Koren: Mmm-hmm. How are you, ocean? Daddo, Ocean says it’s great.
Jens: Oh?
Koren: Yes. It has big boats so it’s great.
This was a project Kaelin did at school. I sort of get the impression that she was trying to be done with this project as quickly as possible.


“Kaelin, while Koren is napping, Mama and Daddo are going to go take a nap while you watch your movie. We were up all night with Koren so we’re really sleepy. So if you need us you can come get us, but please try not to come wake us up unless it’s really important, ok?”
“Ok.”
* * * * * *
(20 minutes later)
“Mama, I have two things to tell you and one is VERY IMPORTANT and the other is not important. The IMPORTANT thing is that I love you. The other thing is that I’m hungry and I need a snack.”