Oddities

So I got this advertisement from National Car Rentals, trying to get me to sign up for the Emerald Club. On the front of the brochure is a picture of a cross-eyed woman with shampoo in her hair.

Does anyone see the connection there?

And in other news, did you know that if you start yelling at the automated telephone operator on Travelocity because it CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SEPTEMBER AND OCTOBER, that the Roaming Gnome gets on the line and starts telling you jokes?

ATO: To cancel your reservation, first give me the city and date of your planned trip so I can look up the record.

Me: (for the third time) Chicago, September 14th.

ATO: I’m sorry, I don’t see any trip planned for October the 14th. To try another date…

Me: SEPTEMBER. SEPTEMBER 14TH.

ATO: Ok. Main Menu. To make a reservation, say ‘Make a Reservation.’

Me: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Roaming Gnome: Hello. I ran into a chap the other day who was a watchmaker. I asked him how business was going. He said, ‘Great – where else can I get paid to sit around all day and make faces?’

ATO: Now that we’ve brighted your day, please choose from the following options…

I hate automated telephone operators.

2 Responses so far.

  1. Chris says:

    Real people. I want to talk to real people!!

  2. Angel says:

    Oh thank god I’m not the only one to yell back at voice automated computers! I HATE THEM!! but I’ve never had a dwarf tell me jokes before.

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