Kaelinisms: Conglomerate Edition
“Oh my GOODNESS!”
“What?”
“Nothing, I’m just going potty.”
“Mama, why did you dress Koren up like a woman?” (Just for the record, he was wearing shorts and a T-shirt)
“Oh my goodness, he’s fussing already???”
“Koren, if you’re sleepy then go to sleep. Just suck on your hand, and if you don’t like it then spit it out. SHHHHHH SHHHH SHHHHH!!!”
“Mama, this soup is really not good. I don’t think I can even eat it.”
“Kaelin, why did you do that?”
“Because that’s the POINT, Daddo.”
“I’m going to put some water here for you so you don’t have to worry about it.”
(having a conversation with her toy) “Thank you for inviting me to your party. What? Thank you for inviting me to your party of the United States of America. And to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.”